From The Mouths of Babes

I've been attempting to capture some of the funny things I hear throughout the day. There are lots.

We have a herd of toy cows, and when Bree plays with them, she is usually having "cow contests". They go head to head in running and jumping competitions. But today, I watched as she played next to me. She had the baby cows asking for their mama cows. Once the mamas found the babies, they took them to a plastic container for a nap. When all the cows made it to the plastic container, Bree found an old birthday card and proceeded to read the cows a story. Her story went like this - "Once upon a time, there was a bear named Pumpkin Bear (which is a little Ty bear we have in a pumpkin outfit). He fell in the water. Then he got a fat tummy, because he ate a bunch of honey. That's the end." She told the story a few times over the course of the day, and it was interestingly consistent each time.

And Drew's comment of the day -
Drew reached up on the counter and starting spilling out the contents of a bag up there. When I caught him, I rushed over and said, "Drew, don't dump that out - geez, Louise!" Drew responded, "I'm not Weez!" You got me on that one, buddy!